Guess What! Dennis “The Worm” Rodman Has a New Dictator Friend

((Verse 1))
AND GUESS WHAT
I’m Dennis RodMan I’m like a god, man.
For diplomatix I’m the dude for the job, man
AND GUESS WHAT .
Like michael moore and sean penn-
I got a dictator friend
Don’t try to judge- you’re just as evil-
you Americans.
AND GUESS WHAT
The U.S.A. is just as bad, as north Korea , B
Even though I made it as a pro-ballin’ tranny.
AND GUESS WHAT
North Koreans may be starved
But I’m starved for attention
That’s a real human rights violation.

((Chorus))
GUESS WHAT (BASKETBALL)
GUESS WHAT (NIKE SHOES)
GUESS WHAT (JHONNY WALKER)
GUESS WHAT (I’M IN THE NEWS)

((Verse 2))
AND GUESS WHAT
Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with Lil’ Jong,
He’s cool dude, don’t leave ’em
hangin’ like his people.
You’re the one who’s rude.
AND GUESS WHAT
He’s my friend cause we both like basket ball.
The prison camps, and executions, man that’s really small.
AND GUESS WHAT
We got a bond and it’s strong like super glue.
Weather to stick it or to sniff it, man it’s all good
AND GUESS WHAT
With Basket ball, we could have world peace.
Never mind that over games people riot in the streets.
((Chorus))
GUESS WHAT (BASKETBALL)
GUESS WHAT (NIKE SHOES)
GUESS WHAT (JHONNY WALKER)
GUESS WHAT (I’M IN THE NEWS)

((Verse 3))
I’m Kim Jong Un.
and I’m really lots of fun.
Oppa gangnam style is dumb
Next to me even when I’m drunk.
Dennis Rodman thinks I’m cool.
He’s my favorite kind of tool
He’ll look past the way I rule
And say America is cruel
These celebrities are so lame.
thinking this is all a game
They’ve got money they’ve got fame,
And think that means a lot of brains.
They make it big then curse their country
where they’re free from being hungry.
They try to look so knowing
Yet the dumb is all they’re showing.
((Chorus))
GUESS WHAT (BASKETBALL)
GUESS WHAT (NIKE SHOES)
GUESS WHAT (JHONNY WALKER)
GUESS WHAT (I’M IN THE NEWS)

Music and lyrics by AlfonZo Rachel

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  • gr82cu2

    Pure genius Zo <3 you!!

  • Camden

    PURE GENIUS!!! My new favorite video… I will pass it on. Thanks!

  • Guess what? I love it!

  • MormonYoYoMan

    Zo’s commentaries just keep getting better and better. It almost makes me want the Evil Stupidity of the Left to continue, just so we can have more of Zo’s clever satire and irony.

  • I love it!!! You are blessed! Thanks for all you do.

  • I love it Alfonzo!! You are truly talented! God bless you and your family! Dawn

  • Leetha

    Passed it on to several people, and I’ve had it stuck in my head now for two weeks…

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