Morgan Freeman Goes Worm Holin’

Morgan Freeman says, “Man invented god.” But scientists admit that man hasn’t always been here. So if man created god, who created man before man created god? Was it earth ooze? But what gave the earth ooze life? Was it alien ooze? But what initiated the life of the aliens to evolve to a point where they can make ooze? Was it iced ooze on an asteroid? But what gave the ooze on that asteroid life? Life doesn’t just happen. It takes a design. And a design takes a designer. Here more in this ZoNation!

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  • Zach Smith

    Preach on Zo! I used to, for some lame reason, hate it when you got religious in your videos. But I’ve matured since then and have started to really enjoy the message!

    • Zo

      Thanks, Zach!

  • TheAnthillGoddess

    I first started watching your vids for the pro-conservative stance and have since really gotten to enjoy your ability to explain biblical teaching in a way I can understand…Thank you!

    • Zo

      That made sunshine shoot out of my nose! Thank you!

  • James L Riggs

    He’ll be in trouble. He said “Christian” in a positive way. That’s an obama no-no. Must say Allah to stay out of trouble. JESUS SAVES.

  • What is your answer to people who ask “Who created God?” I’ve been asked that before. The Bible says God is, was, and always will be. however, some do not like that answer, heh.

  • Bryan Lyman

    Again Zo, I am amazed at how alike we think, I am even more intrigued to read your book now. I am a scientist and I believe the more you delve into science and scientific method the MORE it proves God exists. I will have to put the other books I was reading on hold and start reading (or rather, listening to) yours.

    • James Jt Tillman

      Bryan, it’s an audio book so you can read it while you are driving.

  • postalinVT

    Hey ZO! I hope you don’t mind but I have come to think of your vids as Christian Conservative porn. I mean I get all fuzzy and warm all over, can’t eat enough! For the rest of you…BUY Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction.

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    • Zo

      LOL! I dig what you’re sayin’! Thank you!

  • postalinVT

    that’s “can’t “GET” enough”

  • al_kidya

    Alfonzo, people like Morgan Freeman worship the religion of atheism to appear smarter than everyone else.

  • Les Creech

    Ok, for those that have been asking how to answer the question “Who created God?”. Ask them “How wide is the universe?” when they say that it stretches out for eternity, then ask, “Where is the beginning, and where is the end?”. They will say that there is no start or end. Then you just smile and tell them that they just answered themselves, then I will add “No matter how big the universe is, God can fit it in the palm of his hand.”

    • FormerLadyLaw

      Stunning presentation Zo…!!! Les: Here’s another jewel for you:
      INSTEAD OF CARRYING THE WORLD ON YOUR SHOULDERS, TALK TO
      THE ONE WHO CARRIES THE UNIVERSE ON HIS.
      This is on a little plaque I happened to find in Hobby Lobby one day. To me,
      rather sums up the whole question, as *if* there *is* a question………..

    • AFSarge

      That is a BOFO answer! Better than what came first the chicken or the egg? It also destroys the big bang theory too.

  • sfwg55

    Zo! Your logic is unequivocal. You are a rock star

  • Deepizzaguy

    Maybe Morgan Freeman is really the Superman villain Bizarro.

  • Fogged

    How any scientist who subscribes to Multiple layer Multiple deminsional Multiverse Theory and String Theory or even standard Quantum Physics can not see intellegent design is beyond me. Like Zoe says i guess they are looking too hard for one particular thing (God didn’t do this) and not what they are actually seeing. Infinite on one plane is finite on another. God exists out side of time and deminsion. Sees past, present, future and all time lines at the same time. The Great I Am is NOT quantifiable.That is why faith is the main stay of Christianity.

    Another great one Zoe please keep talking and lighting up the room.

  • Malarkey

    Further to this subject, I think you may find the following an interesting read…

    http://godevidence.com/2010/10/if-the-evidence-for-god-is-so-strong-why-are-so-many-smart-people-unconvinced/

  • BearerOfThePainfulTruth

    Why can’t these jokers just admit they do not have all the answers and that no science (at this time) can honestly answer the fact about the origin of life. We at least have the facts and science that teaches that human life does begin in the womb at the time of conception. If you do not have conception, then at what point does human life begin? Exactly!

  • Virginia Qureshi

    SEE THEY KNOW GOD IS REAL THEY JUST TRYING TO GET EVERY ONE ELSE TO THINK HE DOES NOT EXISTS !! THEY HAVE THEIR AGENDA THEY ARE WAGING WAR AGAINST GOD I THINK THAT THEY BETTER RETHINK WHOM THEY ARE UP AGAINST!! BUT ANY WAY THEY HAVE ALREADY LOST THEY ARE TO STUPID TO SEE IT BE BLESSED AND KNOW THAT GOD IS REAL!!.

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