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Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction



You’ll have a BLAST nukin’ the liberal Narrative with Zo’s audio book of Christian Conservalicious Profundus, written and read by AlfonZo Rachel!

Zo’s work is often referred to as “A breath of fresh air.” Get fresh perspective on conservative values and pumped to promote conservatism in the culture, armed with his audio book, WEAPON OF A.S.S. DESTRUCTION (American Socialist States).

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A few reviews

“Zo’s distillations are breathtaking and so funny … I was stunned for hours by the most provocative, riveting and cohesive social statements that I’ve read in the last twenty years. Zo touched, in some way … everything … with such focus and force … I laughed so hard on the plane people thought I was crazy!” Dwight Schultz Actor, A-Team, Star Trek. Radio talk show host.

“Alfonzo represents the rugged individualism this country was founded on. Every time I watch one of his videos I want to stand up and salute. I see in him the same stuff the founding fathers are made of. He’s one of the most multi-talented, multifaceted, and one of the bravest bastards I know.” -Andrew BreitBart , Late cultural/political commentator/publisher.

“Alfonzo is my new favorite Republican.” –Ann Coulter, social/political commentator

“The Tea Party pays money to Uncle Toms like ZO to defend the Tea Parties Racism i noticed that all of Zo’s subscribers are Tea Bagger Hillbillies. ZO is the typical Token Sellout that will do anything for money as long as the Tea Party pays him he will defend their white racism. If the Racist Tea Party were to lynch and kill Maxine Waters ZO would do a video defending the Tea Party that’s how much of Uncle Tom Coon Zo Rachel is White Supremacists love using Token Sellouts like you Zo.” TerrySpiceful, Tolerant, civil, non-racist liberal YouTube user

“…A political minstrel show… I was not Amused.” -Charles Blow, New York Times

“Zo’s message is always creative, inspirational, informative and entertaining. Whether he’s singing it, preaching it or just telling it like it is he’s not only “right” but right on time. We’re blessed to have him on our side.” Al Sonja Schmidt, – Writer for In Living Color, author, social/political commentator

“What’s always kind of fascinated me about Zo is the fact that he’s funny without ever making jokes. Most of the time he’s just disassembling the opposition with a sort of good-natured logic. I don’t even know why it’s amusing, but it is. Maybe because the left’s reasoning is so silly that, when Zo exposes it, its natural absurdity comes out. In any case, the guy is just a pleasure to spend time with.”-Andrew Klavan. Best selling author Social/Political commentator

“You are one stupid a** f#!*ing brainwashed ‘conservative christian’ house ni**er.”-snowgoon901, Tolerant, civil, non-racist liberal YouTube user

“Zo has powerful things to say, and when he says them he says them in such a straightforward, honest and truthful way that the sound you hear ringing in your ears is simply the ring of truth, clearly and bravely uttered.” Bill Whittle, Social/Political Commentator

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